Terms of Use

The basics

These terms cover the Wen Moon? app (formerly M.O.A.S.S.), made by SquiresProduct (Timothy Squires). By downloading or playing it, you agree to these terms and to Apple’s Licensed Application End User License Agreement. You may use the app for personal, non-commercial play on Apple devices you own or control. You may not copy, modify, reverse-engineer, resell or redistribute it.

It’s a parody, not advice

Wen Moon? is a satirical game inspired by real events. Brokerages, hedge funds, marketplaces, forum users and people in the game are fictional or parody stand-ins, and the narrator’s opinions are part of the joke. The game isn’t affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any company, brokerage, exchange, Reddit or online community.

No real money or securities are involved. Nothing in the game, including the “What actually happened” cards, is financial, investment, legal or tax advice, or a prediction of anything.

Remove Ads

Remove Ads is a one-time, non-consumable purchase sold by Apple. It removes the banner and full-screen ads and makes the optional meme break free. You can restore it on your other devices with the same Apple Account using Settings › Restore Purchases. Payments and refunds are handled by Apple.

Ads, rewards and in-game items

The free version shows ads from Google AdMob. Shares, cash, diamonds, stars and other in-game items are pretend: they have no cash value and can’t be sold, traded or redeemed.

Game Center and fair play

Leaderboards and achievements use Apple’s Game Center. Scores that come from cheating, tampering or exploiting bugs may be removed.

Your progress

Progress is saved on your device. We can’t restore progress lost by deleting the app, losing or replacing a device without a backup, or data corruption.

Updates

We may add, change or remove features and story chapters. Some updates may require a newer version of iOS.

Ownership

SquiresProduct owns the app, its name, story, characters, art, sounds and code. Fonts are used under the SIL Open Font License (Bowlby One, Yellowtail, Rubik, IBM Plex Mono) and the Apache License 2.0 (Special Elite).

No warranty and limits on liability

The app is provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties of any kind, to the fullest extent the law allows. To the fullest extent the law allows, SquiresProduct isn’t liable for indirect, incidental or consequential damages, and its total liability is limited to the amount you paid for the app in the twelve months before the claim. Some places don’t allow these limits, so they may not apply to you.

About Apple

These terms are between you and SquiresProduct, not Apple. Apple isn’t responsible for the app, its content, support or maintenance, or any claims about it, including product liability, legal compliance or intellectual property claims. If the app fails to work as described, you may notify Apple, and Apple may refund the purchase price; Apple has no other warranty obligation for it. You confirm you aren’t located in a country subject to a U.S. Government embargo and aren’t on any U.S. Government list of prohibited or restricted parties. Apple and its subsidiaries are third-party beneficiaries of these terms and may enforce them against you.

Changes and contact

If these terms change, the new version will appear on this page with a new date. Continuing to play after a change means you accept it. Questions? Email squiresproducts@gmail.com.