Buy. HODL. Survive the FUD.

Play a ramen-eating retail investor through the whole meme-stock saga, from $5 a share in 2019 to the bidding wars of 2026. Keep your conviction up, swat the headlines, and hold on through every crash.

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11 chapters2 bonus modes14 trophiesNo real money

THE STORY MODE

Eleven chapters. Every one fights back.

Chapters 1 to 10 follow the real timeline, each with a short “what actually happened” card. Chapter 11 is the ending everyone’s waiting for. It’s fiction.

Deep Value2019 – 2020
$5 a share, a pandemic low, and an activist investor who likes the stock too.
The SqueezeJanuary 2021
The price runs past $300. So does the FUD.
The ButtonJan 28, 2021
Your BUY button cracks and falls off the screen. Hold on.
Ladder AttacksSpring 2021
The buttons start shuffling. Read before you tap.
Dark Pools & DRSFall 2021
Buys stop moving the price. Register your shares in your own name.
The Splividend2022
Every share becomes four. MOASS is tomorrow. Probably.
Sideways2023
Nothing happens. That’s the attack. Keep your conviction up.
The Cat ReturnsMay – June 2024
One meme from a legendary investor and the chart goes vertical.
The Bitcoin Gambit2025
Your stock starts moving with bitcoin. Then come the warrants.
Big Game Hunt2026
A bid for a company five times bigger. You get a vote.
M.O.A.S.S.Someday
Pure fiction. Tap fast. The shorts fight back.

Wait! What happened to the BUY button? It disappeared. I cannot buy any more shares. No way this is legal.
From the diary of a retail investor, Chapter 3

HOW IT PLAYS

Every button does something.

Your conviction fades on its own, wobbles with your mood and drops on red days. At zero, your hands turn to paper. Here’s what you’ve got.

Buy shares

Pick one, ten or as many as you can afford. Every buy lifts your conviction, but spamming it lifts less.

Press and hold

A shield. While you hold it, red candles and bad news can’t shake you, and every drop earns diamonds.

Memes

A quick morale boost when your hands start to shake.

Read the DD

A smaller boost and a peek at what’s coming next.

Eat ramen

Skip the fancy dinner. More cash for shares.

Register your shares

Move them out of your broker so nobody can “adjust” them.

Swat the FUD

Scary headlines slam onto the screen. Tap HODL before they drain you.

Paper hands

It always asks first. You’ll lose stars if you do it.

SCREENSHOTS

A trading app that hates you.

Screenshot: They took the BUY button — They took the BUY button

Screenshot: Dark pools and DRS — Dark pools and DRS

Screenshot: The splividend — The splividend

Screenshot: Trigger the M.O.A.S.S. — Trigger the M.O.A.S.S.

Screenshot: Dark Pool Mode — Dark Pool Mode

AFTER THE STORY

Unlock the bonus modes.

Dark Pool Mode

Switch sides. Short it, fail to deliver, buy headlines, take a bailout or two. The squeeze comes anyway. How many days can you last?

Score: days survived

Endless

Random events, no finish line. Stack as many shares as you can before your hands give out, and post it to the leaderboard.

Score: most shares

Trophies

Game Center leaderboards for the biggest playthrough and the biggest Endless run, plus 14 achievements. Six are secret.

THE FINE PRINT

It’s a parody.

Wen Moon? is a satirical game inspired by the real $GME saga. The brokerages, hedge funds, marketplaces and people in it are fictional or parody stand-ins, and the narrator’s opinions are his own. The game isn’t affiliated with any company, brokerage, exchange, Reddit or online community.

No real money is involved, and nothing in the game is financial advice.

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